A walk in the shadows

Sun, 25 May 2008 09:04:13 GMT

R. Buckminster Fuller - "I'm not a genius. I'm just a tremendous bundle of experience."

big news (in a good way)

Sun, 25 May 2008 09:00:14 GMT

ok, so for those who may not have heard, my girlfriend (jen) is pregnant! this is a really good thing as neither of us is (medically) supposed to have a chance at this.

more later

Joey

Sat, 08 Dec 2007 02:14:43 GMT

I'm bored

I hate being bored

Stolen from firechild555

Thu, 22 Nov 2007 18:23:11 GMT

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described the Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he was still a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 350 for about 20 minutes.

If this made you smile even for a brief second, please rise to the occasion and take the time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who may be having a crumby day and kneads it.

Mon, 05 Mar 2007 03:29:26 GMT

The more things change, the more they remain... insane.
- Michael Fry and T. Lewis

Heaven's a Lie

Tue, 19 Sep 2006 05:52:41 GMT

Oh no,
here it is again
I need to know
when I will fall in decay

Something wrong
with every plan of my life
I didn't really notice that you've been here

Dolefully desired
Destiny of a lie

Set me free
your heaven's a lie
set me free with your love
set me free

Oh no,
here it is again
I need to know
why did I choose to betray you

Something wrong
with all the plans of my life
I didn't realize that you've been here

Dolefully desired
Destiny of a lie

Set me free
your heaven's a lie
set me free with your love
set me free

Set me free your heaven's a lie
set me free with your love
set me free

Dolefully desired

Set me free
your heaven's a lie
set me free with your love
set me free

Sun, 10 Sep 2006 08:43:26 GMT

Create your own! Originally Written By ga_woo, Hosted and ReWritten by darkman424

LOL

Wed, 06 Sep 2006 22:37:29 GMT

My Personality


Neuroticism	83
Extraversion	47
Openness To Experience	80
Agreeableness	0
Conscientiousness	83

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Wed, 30 Aug 2006 05:24:00 GMT

You Are 94% Evil

You're the most evil person you know. The devil is even a little scared of you!

How Evil Are You?

Fri, 30 Jun 2006 06:38:26 GMT

been busy as all hell, work is going great and life seems to be getting better. I gave up smoking, since the air is already so thin up here, and with the fact that I gave up all drugs, that just leaves drinking, which is also a lot different in the altitude, but I'm adjusting well to that part. I went and got a new cell phone today, with a local number, the 504 number is now out of use, too many of the wrong people have that number.

Sat, 27 May 2006 00:45:45 GMT

[Marital Status]	Single
[Shoe size]	9 1/2
[Parents still together]	no
[Siblings]	3 sisters and 2 brothers
[Pets]	none
*FAVORITES*
[Color]	black
[Number]	13
[Animal]	Wolf
[Drinks]	Vodka, Sambuca
[Soda]	Coke
[Book]	too many
[Flower]	black rose
*DO YOU*
[Color your hair?]	sometimes
[Twirl your hair?]	no
[Have tattoos?]	yes
[Have Piercings?]	no
[Cheat on tests/homework?]	no
[Drink/Smoke?]	both
[Like roller coasters?]	no
[Wish you could live somewhere else?]	no
[Want more piercings?]	yes
[Like cleaning?]	I like things to be clean
[Write in cursive or print?]	print
[Own a web cam?]	no
[Know how to drive?]	yes
[Own a cell phone?]	yes
[Ever get off the damn computer?]	yes
*HAVE U EVER*
[Been in a fist fight?]	yes
[Considered a life of crime?]	yes
[Considered being a hooker?]	no
[Lied to someone?]	yes
[Been in love?]	I like to think so
[Made out with JUST a friend?]	yes
[Been in lust?]	hell yes
[Used someone]	yes
[Been used?]	yes
[Been cheated on?]	yes
[Kicked someone in the nuts?]	yes
[Stolen anything?]	yes
[Held a gun]	yes
*CURRENTS*
[Current clothing]	black pants and boots and a grey t-shirt
[Current mood]	ok
[Current taste]	choclate
[What you currently smell like]	old spice
[Current hair]	long
[Current thing I ought to be doing]	not a god damn thing
[Current cd in stereo]	none
[Last book you read]	eyes of the dragon by stephen king
[Last movie you saw]	spanglish
[Last thing you ate]	choclate covered oreos
[Last person you talked to on the phone]	my little sister
[Do drugs?]	not anymore
[Believe there is life on other planets?]	possibly
Remember your first love?]	yep
[Still love him/her?]	not the same way
[Read the newspaper?]	when time allows
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?]	plenty
[Believe in miracles?]	not the christian type
[Do well in school?]	did well
[Wear hats]	I don't like most hats most of the time
[Hate yourself?]	no
[Have an obsession?]	yes
[Collect anything?]	green pictures of the presidents
[Have a best friend?]	yes
[Close friends?]	yes
[Like your handwriting?]	kinda, I guess
[Care about looks]	yes
*LOVE LIFE*
[First crush]	that I'm not sure about
[First kiss]	that I'm not telling about
[Do you believe in love at first sight?]	no
[Do you believe in "the one?"]	maybe
[Are you a tease?]	at times
[Too shy to make the first move?]	not usually
*ARE U A*
[Daydreamer]	at times
[Bitch/Asshole]	asshole-yes, of course
[sarcastic]	who? me?
[Angel]	no
[Devil]	that depends on who you ask
[Shy]	not in the least
[Talkative]	not really
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Sun, 21 May 2006 05:36:32 GMT

Fri, 14 Apr 2006 14:55:12 GMT

its good to have internet access again. life was strange for a while but I think everything is slowly starting to straighten back out.

Wed, 18 Jan 2006 17:50:24 GMT

I don't normally have dreams, at least not dreams that I ever remember having. Last night (or this morning) I had a dream that really bothers me, a lot of people died, they chose to die, because they thought they didn't have any hope, and they didn't tell anyone but me. I was supposed to die with them, but somehow I couldn't die, I tried but I just didn't die. I knew all the people that I saw, but they were all people from my past that I don't have contact with. The oracles said that I would have to deal with past memories, but I didn't expect this.

Thu, 29 Dec 2005 03:25:24 GMT

cute but psycho. things even out.

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home

Wed, 28 Dec 2005 02:34:43 GMT

On Sunday I will be heading home, or at least back to New Orleans. As far as where I will be staying, thats something I'm still trying to work out. I also need to find a job, but I think that will be a lot easier than finding a home. At the least, I need to find someplace to stay for like a month or two, until I can work a little and save a little money, and at the rates they are paying cooks, I should have money quickly.

Another thing I need to do is find out where everybody is and where everybody is hanging out. I miss the old crowd and partying like we did.

yeah, like this is a surprise

Wed, 09 Nov 2005 22:31:26 GMT

You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow. Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgment. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three.

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Captain Jack Sparrow

88%

Neo, the "One"

71%

Lara Croft

71%

James Bond, Agent 007

67%

Batman, the Dark Knight

67%

Indiana Jones

58%

William Wallace

58%

Maximus

58%

El Zorro

54%

The Terminator

42%

The Amazing Spider-Man

33%

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stolen from celticmoonlight

Sat, 15 Oct 2005 22:53:19 GMT

http://www.hamncheez.com/media/flash/bird_tree.swf

for those who may be interested

Fri, 07 Oct 2005 00:00:42 GMT

Wed, 05 Oct 2005 04:04:08 GMT

http://www.diablo-rojo.com/

Sat, 01 Oct 2005 03:56:47 GMT

You scored as Blade. Thats right you are the booty kicking you cross me and I will stomp a mudhole in your butt type. Sexy and a great fighter with mad fighting skills

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Blade

83%

Marius

75%

Angel

75%

Armand

67%

Lestat

58%

Dracula

58%

Spike

58%

Deacon Frost

50%

Louis

33%

Akasha

25%

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Thu, 29 Sep 2005 08:03:29 GMT

Sometimes I wonder if being a kitchen manager or chef is worth all the headaches, but then I remember how much money I stand to make and how easy it will be after I get everything set. Today was just one of those days, and after I got home I just crashed. My life is just too strange right now, and I'm not even sure how it got way.

Sat, 03 Sep 2005 05:06:41 GMT

for any who I have not been able to contact; I am alive and have actually been out of the city for some time. My family got out but my other family (Melissa's family) is still missing. Please help us find any news if you can, you can send me text messages (504)236-6838 or you can contact her cutiepie74 and leave a comment or melissa_midkiff@hotmail.com or even call her at (512)733-2012. I should be getting a local Texas phone number in addition to my New Orleans one within the week so people can reach me more easily. I will update as soon as I can.

Simplify or Keep It Simple Stupid

Mon, 27 Jun 2005 21:35:06 GMT

Finding the need to simplify in my need to concentrate. Not sure what that is going to take but I apologize if my simplification causes a gap in anyone's LJ life.

Mon, 13 Jun 2005 16:47:03 GMT