ok, so for those who may not have heard, my girlfriend (jen) is pregnant! this is a really good thing as neither of us is (medically) supposed to have a chance at this.

more later

Joey

mood: excited

I'm bored

I hate being bored

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described the Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he was still a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 350 for about 20 minutes.


If this made you smile even for a brief second, please rise to the occasion and take the time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who may be having a crumby day and kneads it.

The more things change, the more they remain... insane.
  - Michael Fry and T. Lewis

Oh no,
here it is again
I need to know
when I will fall in decay

Something wrong
with every plan of my life
I didn't really notice that you've been here

Dolefully desired
Destiny of a lie

Set me free
your heaven's a lie
set me free with your love
set me free


Oh no,
here it is again
I need to know
why did I choose to betray you

Something wrong
with all the plans of my life
I didn't realize that you've been here

Dolefully desired
Destiny of a lie

Set me free
your heaven's a lie
set me free with your love
set me free

Set me free your heaven's a lie
set me free with your love
set me free

Dolefully desired

Set me free
your heaven's a lie
set me free with your love
set me free

My Personality

Neuroticism	83
Extraversion	47
Openness To Experience	80
Agreeableness	0
Conscientiousness	83

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You Are 94% Evil

You're the most evil person you know. The devil is even a little scared of you!

been busy as all hell, work is going great and life seems to be getting better. I gave up smoking, since the air is already so thin up here, and with the fact that I gave up all drugs, that just leaves drinking, which is also a lot different in the altitude, but I'm adjusting well to that part. I went and got a new cell phone today, with a local number, the 504 number is now out of use, too many of the wrong people have that number.

its good to have internet access again. life was strange for a while but I think everything is slowly starting to straighten back out.

I don't normally have dreams, at least not dreams that I ever remember having. Last night (or this morning) I had a dream that really bothers me, a lot of people died, they chose to die, because they thought they didn't have any hope, and they didn't tell anyone but me. I was supposed to die with them, but somehow I couldn't die, I tried but I just didn't die. I knew all the people that I saw, but they were all people from my past that I don't have contact with. The oracles said that I would have to deal with past memories, but I didn't expect this.

mood: shocked

cute but psycho. things even out.


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On Sunday I will be heading home, or at least back to New Orleans. As far as where I will be staying, thats something I'm still trying to work out. I also need to find a job, but I think that will be a lot easier than finding a home. At the least, I need to find someplace to stay for like a month or two, until I can work a little and save a little money, and at the rates they are paying cooks, I should have money quickly.

Another thing I need to do is find out where everybody is and where everybody is hanging out. I miss the old crowd and partying like we did.

Sometimes I wonder if being a kitchen manager or chef is worth all the headaches, but then I remember how much money I stand to make and how easy it will be after I get everything set. Today was just one of those days, and after I got home I just crashed. My life is just too strange right now, and I'm not even sure how it got way.

for any who I have not been able to contact; I am alive and have actually been out of the city for some time. My family got out but my other family (Melissa's family) is still missing. Please help us find any news if you can, you can send me text messages (504)236-6838 or you can contact her cutiepie74 and leave a comment or melissa_midkiff@hotmail.com or even call her at (512)733-2012. I should be getting a local Texas phone number in addition to my New Orleans one within the week so people can reach me more easily. I will update as soon as I can.

Finding the need to simplify in my need to concentrate. Not sure what that is going to take but I apologize if my simplification causes a gap in anyone's LJ life.

Aries
Even a trip to the grocery store or a walk in the neighborhood is an adventure now. Buy strange spices and make up a new dish; veer off your beaten path and say hello to every person you meet.

Sagittarius
Shout out your two favorite words: road trip! Do whatever it takes to make a mini-getaway. Even if it's just a trip across town, you'll feel all the greatness of being on the road.

Capricorn You're all ready to relax, then the world sends a fresh challenge (or is it just a plain old difficulty?) your way. Start working on it immediately, so at least it won't be hanging over your head

mood: awake

The Tranquil River Dragon is your guardian.
Powerful, wise and creative, understanding the
balance of life and death like no other.


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Just got my termination call from Harrah's casino, guess I knew that one was coming. More to update later.

"This isn't the U.S.A. anymore. It's America(tm)."
chronotis

Started playing pool again, turns out melissa is as good as I used to be (better than I am now). Spent 4.5 hours yesterday playing pool, I actually won a fair number of the games but I think that was because melissa was drunk, but it made me feel good anyway. Got a job interview today, assistant manager for a catering company. But its at four and I hate waiting.

Sagittarius:
>>Monday, April 18

If you can't choose between door
number one and door number two, then wait for door number three - or some other
option - to open up. With fiery Mars bothering hardheaded Saturn, you gain
little from trying to select the least unappealing alternative, and can afford
to sit tight until another, different, and presumably better one becomes
available.

You are an
assassin.
That means you are a proffessional and do your
job without mixing any emotions in it. In your
life you have probably been hurt many times and
have gotten some mental scars. This results in
you being distant from people. Though many
think that you are evil, you are not. What you
really are is a person, trying to forget your
pain and past. You are the person who never
seems to care and that is why being an assassin
fits you good. Atleast, that's what people
think. Even if you don't care that much for
your victims, you still have the ability to
care and to generally feel. It is not lost,
just a little forgotten. In crowds you tend to
not get to noticed, and dress in black or other
discrete colours. You don't being in the
spotlight and wish people would just leave you
alone. But once you do get close to someone you
have a hard time letting go and get real down
if you loose him/her.

Main weapon: Sniper
Quote: "The walls we build around
us to keep out the sadness also keep out the
joy" -Jim Rohn
Facial expression: Narrowed eyes

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I just have to say that I wish people would stop thinking they know what my plans are based off of what they heard I might do. I also wish that people would not discuss my private business as if they have authority in it. you do not. there is only one person who knows everything that is going on with me and my plans and I know she has not told as much as people are assuming. If you did not get it directly from me, then you don't know what you are talking about.

mood: cranky

I woke up this morning to a note slid under my door. It read as follows;




I thought that was pretty damn funny

"So Cold"

Crowded streets are cleared away
One by One
Hollow heroes separate
As they run

You're so cold
Keep your hand in mine
Wise men wonder while
Strong men die

[Chorus]

Show me how it ends it's alright
Show me how defenseless you really are
satisfied and empty inside
That's alright, let's give this another try

If you find your family, don't you cry
In this land of make-believe, dead and dry

You're so cold, but you feel alive
Lay your hands on me one last time

[Chorus x2]

It's alright [x9]

"This student is so dumb I bet I could hand him a box of rocks and he wouldn't get it"
Now that a student that needs to be eliminated from the gene pool before he hurts somebody
thanks to melissa for the entertainment

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